Feeding the Myth
by Michael Shimek
The
road was a mass of vibrant vegetation. The cracked and worn-out pavement weaved
up and down through the forest. Patches here and there revealed rolling, green
mountains stretching along the horizon, a blue sky melding from above. The day
was nice and warm, with only a little humidity hanging in the air. With the
windows down, the moving car offered a nice breeze.
"I
don't think it's much farther," Carl said. "My phone says it should
be around a few more curves."
"I'm
surprised you get reception out here; my phone is completely lost." Ollie
had checked his cellphone moments ago and there was no signal. "You sure
we're in the right place?"
"Yeah,"
Sasha shot from the back. "I don't want to get lost in the backwoods of
hillbilly country. It's scary out here in the middle of nowhere."
"Oh,
please," Ollie said. "I haven't seen a single person representing
that stupid stereotype. I bet we have more rednecks and hicks back up north
than they do around here." Hailing from Minnesota, they knew all too well
about hillbilly rednecks. "There is nothing to be scared of," he
added.
Sasha
didn't like being wrong. "Well, we haven't seen everyone, now, have we? I
bet the people that run this slide are fat, wearing overalls, and missing
plenty of teeth."
In a
way, Ollie and Sasha were both right. They didn't need to worry about the
people, but the Appalachians offered many mysteries to terrify and cause
concern.
The
road opened into a small clearing, and Ollie pulled his aging Mazda into the
eight-spot parking lot. A small shed stood at the end of two cement chute
tracks that raced through the woods; the name of the attraction was painted on
one of the building's sides: The Whirling Whimpus. A cut down area running up
one side of the mountain brought passengers of the ride to the top on a chairlift.
There wasn't anything else. He parked next to the only other vehicle, a brand
new Ford pickup. Piling out of the car, the three stretched and yawned after
traveling in the car for hours without stopping. Their goal for the day was
Charlotte, North Carolina, where Carl had some relatives they were going to
stay with for a few days in the middle of their three-week road trip. Signs for
a nearby alpine slide perked their attention. It presented some entertainment
in the otherwise mundane drive; the mountains were beautiful, but holed up in a
stuffy car lost its vigor after a while.
"This
looks fun," Carl said. "I hope it's cheap."
"Only
five bucks for three rides." The voice startled the three, and they all
jumped in place. A man had exited the shed without them noticing. He stood
thin, tall, and proud, and he was dressed in a suit and tie, a large grin on
his clean-shaven face. "Didn't mean to scare you, just saw that I had some
visitors. Interested in a couple rides down the Whirling Whimpus?"
"Yeah,
it looks like fun." Ollie was already fishing some money from his pockets.
Heck, for five dollars the ride might take up their whole afternoon.
"Hold
on," Sasha said. "Is it safe?"
"Of
course it's safe," said the man. He showed them how to operate the wheeled
cart and laid down a few, easy rules. "So, you guys want to have a
go?"
"Yes,"
they all said in unison.
After
attaching three orange carts, he started up the chairlift and smiled as they
ascended. "Watch out for the Whirling Whimpus—they get hungry around this
time of day."
"What's
that?" Ollie asked, but their chair was already too far for them to hear
the man's answer.
"Sounds
like a nerdy rodent," Sasha said.
They
burst into laughter and waited as the ride rose between the trees. Parts of the
track were visible through the dense forest, but it was hard to see the true
path. A slight humming vibrated from within the woods, drowning out their
conversation about how many times they were going to go down the slide.
"Sounds
like a bunch of bees," Carl said. "I bet there's a nest nearby.
"Ugh,"
Sasha piped up. "I am not going
down this slide if I'm going to run into a nest of bees."
Ollie
was tired of Carl's love interest always complaining—he only put up with her
for his best friend's sake. "Sasha, it's probably just a swarm of insects
flying by. Why don't you relax and have a little fun."
She
gave him the stink eye and shut up. With an awkward silence among the group,
the only sound in the wooded mountains was the droning that slowly faded as
they climbed higher and higher. When they approached the top, their chair
stopped perfectly square on the platform.
"I
wonder how he knew to stop it on the spot," Carl said.
Ollie
pointed to a camera mounted on a pole at the beginning of the track. "He's
probably watching through that." He waved, grabbed his cart, and then
placed it on the right track.
"Want
to race?" Carl asked, setting his cart on the left track.
"Sure,"
Ollie said. "First one down has to pay for the other's dinner?"
"It's
on. Go on three. One-two-three!"
Carl
was off before Ollie could sit down. He plopped down with a thud, pushed the
lever between his legs, and scooted forward to try and gain some speed as his
cart slid along the smooth, cement surface. Sasha cried and complained in her
usual manner, but she was too far behind to hear.
Ollie
soared through the trees. The cement dipped down and curved wickedly around the
thick trunks. His momentum increased with each passing second, whipping him
dangerously close to the rounded edges. The buzzing sound from before vibrated
somewhere within the brush, but with his speed the noise quickly receded. He
pulled up on the break lever when he almost flipped over one of the curves,
slowing the cart to a more guarded pace—winning, of course, was still on his
mind. With the end nearing and in sight, he pushed the cart's lever to the
floor and raced to the finish line.
"I'm
going to win!" a voice shouted from the left.
Ollie
saw Carl soar and scream ahead of him, passing the red finish line painted
across the paths and coming dangerously close to running full speed into the
car tires and construction cone at the very end of the tracks. His friend stopped
just in time, and just as Ollie's cart rolled over the red line.
"That
was awesome!" Ollie said.
"It
sure was," Carl said. "You owe me dinner tonight."
"Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I'll buy you whatever you want from the value menu from the next
fast food restaurant we stop at."
A
bit out of breath from the excitement, they picked up their carts and waited
for Sasha to come down the mountain. When five minutes ticked by, they got a
little worried.
"Where
is she?" Ollie asked.
"I
bet she chickened out. She's probably still waiting at the top. I bet we can
see her if the operator will let us view his camera."
They
approached the shed when the man walked out. "Boys!" he said.
"How was it? Fun, right?"
"It
was," Ollie said, "but we think our friend might have come down with
some nerves. Is that camera up top working?"
"Always.
It's how I know when to stop the lift. Care to see if she's still up
there?"
"Please,"
Carl said.
He
opened the door and let them into the small building. There was a couch, a
small TV, a desk, and some magazines. The TV showed a black and white video of
the topside of the ride, but there was no Sasha.
"Looks
like she's not up there, guys. There's a chance her sled got stuck…or perhaps
she fell victim to the Whirling Whimpus." He added the last outlook with a
smirk and raised eyebrow.
"What
exactly is that?" Ollie asked.
"Well,
why don't you two go for another ride, and maybe you'll find out."
The
friends gave each other a suspicious look but agreed.
Once
out of the shed, Ollie said, "He's only trying to scare us, and Sasha most
likely got stuck on the track somewhere."
"Yeah,
and she's probably screaming her head off while getting eaten by bugs."
They
boarded the lift with their carts and let the chair bring them up the mountain
once again. They listened for Sasha, but they could only hear the sounds of
nature. Halfway up, the buzzing noise returned, and slightly louder this time.
"What
is that?" Carl asked.
"I
have no idea," Ollie said, chills running down his spine as he thought
about the man's warning.
When
they arrived at the top, both of them placed their carts on the left path. She
had positioned her cart behind Carl's cart on their first run down, so they
assumed that would be the track she eventually went down.
"Go
slow," Carl said. "I'll be right behind you. She might have fallen
off the track, so keep a lookout for her."
Ollie
nodded and set off. The cart wheeled down the cement. His eyes darted around
the trees, but there was still no sign of Sasha. His back straightened and
every hair stood on end when the humming filled the air. The noise got
dangerously close; Ollie thought he was about to run through a wasp nest, but
the cart traveled around a curve and the sound subsided. He rolled a bit
farther when the humming picked back up.
And
then there was a scream.
Nearing
the end, his best friend shrieked gruesomely before the scream was abruptly cut
off. Except for the sound of Ollie's cart wheeling down the track, the forest
was silent. He crossed the finish line, picked up his cart, and nervously
waited for Carl to do the same.
His
friend never appeared. Instead, an empty cart gradually came to a squeaking
stop at the orange construction cone. After a few seconds, a syrupy substance slipped
down the track. It wasn't blood; it looked more like a glaze—unsettling
nonetheless.
Ollie
raced to the shed and pounded on the door.
The
door opened and the man stepped out with a smile. "Whoa! Hey, now. What's
all the commotion about?"
"My
friends, what did you do to my friends?"
The
ride operator raised an eyebrow. "Why, I have no idea what you mean. Did
you not find your lady friend?"
"No!
And now Carl is missing. His cart showed up empty."
"Oh,
dear. It seems the Whirling Whimpus is out today. I told you three to keep a
watchful eye."
"Is
that some sort of nickname for a bear or something? Did you let us up there
knowing full well that a bear is
lurking around in these woods?"
"Young
man, I assure you there are no bear in these part of the mountains. The
Whirling Whimpus reigns over these parts, and other critters are wise to stay
away."
Ollie's
heart raced with fear and anger. He wanted to hop in his car, drive back to Minnesota,
and forget the whole thing ever happened. He also wanted to slug the man who
toyed with them and make him help search for his friends.
"You
have one more ride. I'm sure it's just a prank your pals are playing on you, a
joke for some laughs. Take your last ride; you have nothing to worry about."
Ollie
settled down, rational thinking coming back. The man was probably right. Carl
could be known for being the prankster every now and then. He'd probably ride
down and find the two making out along the path. See if I buy Carl dinner after that, he thought.
With
cart in tow, Ollie set up the mountain one last time. The buzzing swarm invaded
the forest, echoing throughout the valleys. As he approached the top, he
couldn't help but think that maybe it was a bad idea to go up alone and
weaponless. What if there was a bear?
There could even be a cougar or something; he had no idea what lurked in the
Appalachian Mountains. After unloading and setting down the cart, he found a
fallen stick about an arm's length and placed it on his lap; it offered weak
protection, but at least it added some defense if needed.
Of
course, the stick would not help. Nothing stood a chance against the mighty
creature stalking the slide. As Ollie, his cart, and his pathetic excuse for a
weapon approached the petrifying buzzing, one last scream erupted from the
woods that day.
#
The
owner of The Whirling Whimpus grinned as he watched the empty orange cart roll
down the slide. He would have to hose it off; it was splattered in a sticky,
brown substance—the Whirling Whimpus' leftovers from its meal. Pulling out a
cellphone from his suit pocket, he punched in a number and put the device to
his ear.
"Yeah,
I got another one for you, Bobby. It's a Mazda, but it's a beater, so I'll give
it to you for three thousand, and whatever is inside."
The
voice on the other end agreed and hung up. The man put the phone back in his
pocket and stepped out into the warm air. He smiled as the droning sound faded
away within the tree-filled mountains. The legend and myth owned these parts,
and a full creature was a happy creature.
END