Please, Leave One
by Michael Shimek
Every autumn, little demons run the streets with
pitchforks and sacks of candy. Ghosts, witches, and pretty princesses ring
doorbells in the hopes of receiving a tasty treat and not a nasty trick.
Mothers and fathers wrangle these creatures in a tradition that lasts a single
night.
Francis Baker loved traditions; he was all about
watching fireworks every summer, he never forgot a loved one's birthday, and
since the age of seven, he and his father would fish on January 1st
to ring in the New Year (preserved even after George S. Baker's death several
years back). When Francis' only son had reached the age of understanding what
it meant to dress up and travel door-to-door, Francis and Ely's mother had
taken the child out for an adventure chronicled through forty-five pictures.
The father and son had never skipped a year since.
Some traditions don't last.
"This might be my last Halloween with him,
Sheryl. I don't care how late he stays out."
Francis huffed as he paced back and forth in the
living room. The smell of old leaves and crisp air drafted through open
windows, a nice reprieve from the lingering leather of newly purchased
furniture. Ely's head hung propped on a windowsill, ears perked at the hoots
and giggles of neighborhood children; a dragon's tail of green horns wagged
with excitement.
"If you're going to steal my child away from
me, then I'm going to make our last Halloween together a night he won't forget!
I don't care if he has school in the morning!"
Francis wished he had a landline; hitting a button
to end a call didn't calm the anger like a slammed phone into its cradle.
Instead, he cursed under his breath and shoved the phone into tightening jeans
that fit loose only a month ago--keeping weight after a divorce was hard, but
losing custody of a child was harder. He shoved his wife from his mind and
focused on what mattered.
"Say, little man, you about ready to go trick
or treating?"
Ely's head swiveled and his eyes lit up.
"Yeah!" A bucket in the shape of an orange pumpkin dangled from a
wrist.
"Excellent! Let's practice the routine. You
walk up to a house, knock or ring the doorbell, and someone answers. What do
you say?"
"Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me
something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care. I'll pull down your pants!"
The five-year-old burst into a laughing fit, never-minding the failure to
rhyme.
"That's my ferocious little dragon." Francis
tucked back the patch of blond hair sticking out from under the green hoodie
that was made to look like a dragon snout. "Now, remember to stay close
tonight. This is a new neighborhood for Daddy, and I don't want you getting
lost."
"I know." A chubby hand wrapped around
Francis's hand. Just about out the door, Ely stopped and said, "Is this
our last Halloween?"
Francis knelt by his child and stared deep into
brown eyes as rich as the soil. "I will always take you trick or treating,
even when you're an old man."
The little boy smiled. "That's silly. You're
silly." He paused. "But you'll always take me trick or
treating?"
"Always." Francis held back the
waterworks. He stood back up. "Okay, little dude. You ready?"
"Yeah!"
Together, hand in hand, father and son continued a
tradition
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Francis wasn't sure if he was amused, frightened,
or angered by the sign; he was leaning toward angry—the incessant buzzing in
his pants from his wife did not help.
"Daddy, why is there a bowl of candy on that
chair?"
"Well, Ely, sometimes when a person isn't home
on Halloween, they leave out a bowl of candy for the trick-or-treaters."
"Is that what the sign says?"
He frowned at his son. "No. No, it's
not."
Not a moment ago, Francis and Ely had strolled up
to the lit house expecting the same routine they had repeated all night. Ely's
bucket hung lower and lower as their adventure dragged on, and Francis knew
they only had a couple of more homes before the plastic pumpkin overflowed with
the five-year-old's ambrosia. The bowl of candy that greeted the two suggested
the owners were not around but were kind enough to leave some treats for those
who partook in the holiday. He was a bit surprised by how late it was and the
amount of candy still in the porcelain dish, but he was even more surprised by
the sign and writing scrawled in black marker.
Please,
leave one.
Perplexed, Francis wasn't sure if the owners had
made a mistake, or if it was a crude joke to try and collect people's candy.
The arrival of a woman and a little mermaid told him his answer.
Even before walking up to the house, Francis could
hear the urgency and fright in their exchanged whispers. The mother pulled a
candy bar from the little girl's pink pillow sack and left her daughter
standing alone at the end of the sidewalk. Urgent legs pumped an attractive,
yet slightly older (for Francis' tastes), woman to the house. She made an
invisible cross with the candy bar and placed it among the others. About to
head back to her daughter without even the slightest acknowledgement of the
father and son standing on the front porch, Francis stopped her with his
confusion.
"Wait! Hold on!"
The woman jumped and whipped around. Her frantic
hands moved black hair out of her view, her face calming once she saw who had halted
her escape. She tilted her head and looked at him. "Yes?"
"Sorry, I'm a little new around here." He
stepped forward and produced a hand. "Francis Baker. I just moved in down
the block, over on Eddison Street."
Although cold, a sweating hand (but also soft and
delicate, he noticed) grabbed his and pumped it up and down. "Oh, right. Janet
told me about you; she said she met you the other day, the one who brought you
a salad. I'm Tricia." She gave a glance around his shoulder and at the
house and said, "Why don't you come out onto the street sidewalk."
"Uh, sure." He grabbed his son's hand.
"Come on, Ely."
"But my candy."
"Just grab a piece and let's go."
The child reached for the bowl, but a stifled
scream from the woman made him jump and freeze; Francis about jumped himself.
"Don't!" She reached out an arm, as if
touching a piece of candy would cause harm.
"Excuse me?" he said, making sure to stay
a little closer to his son.
Her eyes darted back and forth. "I'd rather
not discuss it this close to the house. Over here," she said, tilting her
head toward the street, "and I'll tell you why."
Francis frowned but followed the woman. She looked
decent enough, but sometimes crazy can hide under a thick disguise. His grip
was firm around Ely's hand.
"So, that candy back there isn't poisonous or
anything, is it?" he said with an uneasy chuckle.
She shook her head. "No, nothing like that.
It’s just...no one told you when you moved in?"
He was a bit fed up with the woman's stubbornness.
"Nope, and now I don't care. Come on, Ely, let's move on to another
house."
A vice-like grip reached out and latched onto
Francis' arm. "No! If you've been trick-or-treating in this neighborhood,
or if you live around here, you need to place a piece of candy into the
bowl."
"And why is that?" he said, pulling away
from her invading touch.
Brown, sad eyes blinked at him. "It's the
rule."
"What rule? Who lives there?"
Padded shoulders shrugged. "No one knows. Feel
free to ask anyone, though. They'll all say the same thing. You leave a piece
of candy, or else."
"Okay," he said, keeping Ely behind his
legs. "You're crazy, and I'm leaving now with my son."
He began to walk away when she tried to grab his
arm again; he dodged out of the way and she almost tumbled into the street.
Francis held tight to Ely as he hurried down the sidewalk; the insane lady's
pleas faded into the night.
"No, please! If you love your child, you'll
leave one! Please, listen to me!"
After a moment of pulling his son along, Ely spoke
up. "Daddy, what was that lady saying? Why didn't I get my candy? Can we
still go trick or treating?"
"No, we're going home."
"But, Daddy—"
"I said we're going home!"
He didn't mean to raise his voice, but the night
was not turning out how Francis had envisioned. The nagging of his ex, a crazy
woman trying to scare him and his son, the whiney voice of a complaining child
(even if it was his own): something in his brain had snapped.
Expecting sobs to follow his yelling, he was
instead treated with a guilty silence.
A group of about eight to ten children rounded the
corner. Pirates, fairies, and monsters all laughed and giggled with glee as
they bumped their way by Francis and Ely. A larger gentleman huffed and puffed behind
the little mob, struggling to keep up. The two fathers exchanged a glance of
mutual understanding before passing each other.
"Those were some pretty neat costumes,
huh?" Francis said, feeling bad for being short with his only child a few
seconds ago.
He looked down, and Ely wasn't there. A plastic,
orange pumpkin hung from his hand in Ely's place.
"Ely?" His head darted around. Ghosts ran
and giggled alongside superheroes, but the small, green dragon that he called his
son was nowhere. "Ely? Where are you? Ely!"
His pants buzzed, and even though he had ignored
Sheryl for most of the night, an absentminded daze answered his phone. There
was no need to say hello; the voice on the other end was instant.
"Francis? Francis, are you there? Are you still out with Ely? If you two are
still trick or treating..." She yammered on and on, but he was oblivious
to whatever she had to say.
He stood alone on the sidewalk, a chill, a knowing,
running down his spine that he would never see his son again.
END